Ruthless Creatures (Queens & Monsters, #1)

by J.T. Geissinger

“Why am I gonna be the one with dementia? You’re the one who refuses to eat a vegetable!” “I’m about to have some smashed avocadoes. Doesn’t that count?” “An avocado is a fruit, genius.” “It’s green, isn’t it?” “Yes.” “Then it’s a veggie.”