“Okay, but I’m warning you right now, I haven’t eaten since breakfast.” “Babe, I know you well enough to keep my hands at a safe distance when you’re eating. Remember that time we shared a bowl of popcorn while we watched The Notebook? I almost lost a finger.” “I can’t wait until we’re old and you have dementia. This photographic memory of yours is the worst.” “Why am I gonna be the one with dementia? You’re the one who refuses to eat a vegetable!” “I’m about to have some smashed avocadoes. Doesn’t that count?” “An avocado is a fruit, genius.” “It’s green, isn’t it?” “Yes.” “Then it’s a
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