“May I ask you a favor?” “Anything.” “Would it be possible for you to dial it down a few thousand notches?” “It?” “Your blistering machismo. It really messes with my equilibrium. I honestly don’t know how to properly respond to the use of the word ‘dick’ within five seconds of the start of a conversation. Especially when it’s accompanied by ‘rock hard.’ I must’ve missed that day in etiquette class.”
