On Josiah’s TV, the South Carolina Gamecocks were playing the Ohio State Buckeyes in a stadium with 60,000 un-raptured fans, and coaching the Gamecocks was a Christian named Lou Holtz. Therefore … “Nobody got raptured, duh,” I said, sneaking leftover casserole to Bundles, Josiah’s chunky bulldog. “College football sucks. You’re so old-fashioned. Hey, the Cocks scored. Cocks!” South Carolina led, 3-0.
cocks :)
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