If You Hate Me

by Helena Hunting

“Stupid shots. Ah, shit.”

I’m unable to appreciate his shirtless-ness before he grumbles more profanities and disappears. Not that I want to appreciate all those rippling muscles earned by countless hours on the ice. Because I don’t. Mostly.

You almost sounds convincing

My phone buzzes from the couch. I scamper back into hiding and check it. Shit. Rob is texting. A second later, the phone buzzes with a call. I send it to voicemail and quickly set my phone to airplane mode.

Now THAT is how we avoid our problems!😂 NGL this is so relatable

shifts so he’s standing in front of one of the sinks. There are two. His hips jerk, his strokes lose their rhythm, and he blows his load all over the vanity.

Ew ew ew ew ew

Today is all about setting new personal lows, apparently.

It’s only a few feet, but because today sucks a giant bag of assholes, I roll my ankle and land with a thud and an oof. I clap a hand over my mouth. And pee a little in my pants.

he has the audacity to look hot while also being a dick.

head for my room and close the door, then glare at my semi-erect cock. “Fuck you for getting excited.”

Beyond his initial confusion, there was lust—the kind that wets a girl’s panties. This girl’s panties.

“You better be out here in less than ten minutes, Phillip, or I will sign you up for a herpes endorsement!”

“I never, ever need to see my brother’s morning wood. Never again, Flip. You will pay for my therapy bills until I’m over this. And I will one hundred percent pick the priciest therapist in the world!”

“Your brother is like, wow.” She does jazz hands and makes a weird face.

Eww who says that?

“Thanks for breakfast, Bea.”

He didn’t call her beat??? How sweet

“The fuck are you doing?” Tristan asks. “Getting the coffee beans, genius.” “Keep your fucking eyes to yourself, Bright,” Tristan snaps.

👀👀👀 ope

They want you more than a hockey player wants a full set of teeth.”

Tristan points a finger at Dallas. “Eyes off, fucker.”

Don’t get so defensive sir. She isn’t yours. If others want to look too they have every right to

I poke him through his shorts. He’s definitely sporting a semi. I bet if I looked down, I’d see the ridge pushing against the fabric. “Your body betrays you,” I murmur. “What you wouldn’t give right now to be able to shut me up with your cock in my mouth, eh?”

“You’re really going for it, eh?” He has the audacity to adjust himself. I don’t know what I’m thinking as I hurl my still-buzzing vibrator at him.

smell like fresh want. Her eyes flare. “You dirty fucker.” I smile darkly. “You have no idea, but you’re about to.”

“Fuck you.” Her grip loosens, though. “Mmmm...” I lick along the juncture of her thigh, close to where I want my mouth. “Soon you’ll be begging me to fuck you.”

Rob tries to call me, and I send it to voicemail. He’s the last person I want to talk to—especially now that I realize our sex was meh.

“Fuck you,” I spit. “Been there. Done that. Once was enough.” His head drops as he disappears into his bedroom, leaving me fuming in a steaming pile of regret.

RUDE

“Oh my God. Okay. Take a breath, Rix.” I look toward the ceiling. “Please let me be employed. Sorry for always taking your name in vain. And for screaming it a lot earlier in the week.” I shake my head, erasing memories before they surface, and answer on the third ring.

“This stops when you move out.” Maybe she’ll stick around longer if my dick continues to be involved. Lord knows my personality is sorely lacking.

“I was talking shit. It pisses me off that I can’t stop thinking about the sounds you make when you’re about to come.” Or that I never want her to make them for anyone else, ever again.

Insert eye emoji here

“Right, yeah.” Hemi nods. “How’s the apartment hunting?” “Okay. I’m hoping I’ll find something for October first.

I thought you said September young lady?

“How could I ever stay away when I know your sweet, tight pussy is right here, waiting for me to fill it with my tongue, or fingers, or my massive cock?”

“Six thirty-three.” I throw my leg over hers and rub my cock on her ass. “Too early to be poking me in the butt with that,” she grumbles.