Theoretically Straight

by Amy Bailey

The only thing new is a text message from the only person my age who still sends SMS messages.

Am i showing my age by asking if people dont text anymore?

Even if the boy is impossibly straight.

To assume is to make an ass out of you and me

he accidentally held my hand for like two seconds, and it felt like my hand was being gently electrocuted,

“Like I Love You, Seymour Shura,” I say before I think better of it. “Um, but you have to be okay with yaoi. It’s about this guy whose boyfriend ends up turning into a monster at night and killing and eating criminals. It’s very bloody, but also kinda camp. They released the first season of the sub a few weeks ago.” Elise perks up at the idea. “Ooo! I’m adding that to the list!”

Same Elise

I found love in a haunted basement. And I’ll never be the same again.