“People do still use eBay, right?” she asks me on the way out. “Probably? I don’t know.” “I heard of another site recently—OnlyFans? Is that similar?” I almost spit coffee all over the sidewalk. “That’s not—no. It’s not like eBay, Ma. Never mention that site again. And please don’t go there.”
I laughed out loud at that. love the innocent mom.
