Four Weekends and a Funeral

by Ellie Palmer

Josh is a massive gossip. I suspect it’s why he went into HR.

I can tell everyone’s coffee order. It’s my useless superpower.”

It’s like high-end IKEA.”

Is there any inconvenient feeling a twinkle light can’t fix?

“Do you ever feel like you’re doing life completely wrong?”

“I hate hiking,” I blurt. “I want to like it, but there are so many bugs.”

You watch The Holiday year-round. It’s deranged.”

Survivor’s Guilt Is an Ongoing Theme

what kind of asshole feels sad after escaping cancer?

it might be okay to just be myself.”

“I started with The Princess Bride.” I nod. “Wise choice.”

You’re horrible at surgical recovery,”