“The rest of us have some frat business to take care of while all the women are busy. You’ll be safe with your very own Ballsack escorting you.” I pause, face scrunching. “Dude, your name makes for some really weird sentences,” I tell him. A ghost of a grin tugs at his lips. “One of the other guys I pledged with got ‘Sphincter’, so I count myself lucky.”
