“You wanna cry, don’t you?” He asked as I laughed. “No,” I sniffed. “I just…What if this is some dream…What if none of this is real?” “Then when I wake up, I’ma find you,” he said simply, eyes never leaving mine. “And I’ma be like yo Mama, beating down yo door telling you about this magical ass place with perverted Elves who like watching people fuck around…”

