Nine Tailed (Realm of Four Kingdoms, #1)
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Read between July 12 - July 16, 2024
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preparing to throw down,
Ashley
who the fuck says throw down anymore
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“I’ll have whatever she’s having.”
Ashley
eughhh 😑
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He wouldn’t have been sloppy enough to get made.
Ashley
this feels like I'm reading a police procedural from the 90s
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second before I proceed to smack loud kisses on his face, his head trapped between my palms. I try not to notice the woodsy musk of his scent but find myself breathing him in instead. His arms wrap around me like bands of hot steel and tug me close. I squeak and plant my hands on his shoulders to steady myself. I’m immediately distracted by the feel of his muscles bunching and shifting under his shirt, and my kisses slow and linger against his jaw as I surreptitiously spread my fingers and dig them into his skin. There’s hardly any give, like he’s carved out of marble. A shiver runs through ...more
Ashley
oh.... ohhh nooo 🙅‍♀️
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“They’d never buy your act without a proper kiss.”
Ashley
WHAT ACT??? I'm so confused how did we get here
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I did him a small favor a couple of years ago, and now it seems he’ll protect me with his life. Humans and their sentimentality.
Ashley
that's cute awww
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seminude. I feel faint and nauseous, but that doesn’t stop my eyes from roaming hungrily over his broad chest and cut abs.
Ashley
she's got her priorities ig 🤷
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but I guess even minion apparel has evolved.”
Ashley
imagine minions wearing red spandex instead of overalls LMAO
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“Dingus.”
Ashley
why don't more people use dingus as an insult anymore it's soooo funny
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“I’m going to run inside to pay with cash.”
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I doubt these corpses know how to track credit cards LMAO
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“I got plenty for both of us.” His arms are filled with bottles of water, protein bars, and bags of trail mix.
Ashley
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY LMAOOOOO he just comes up to her arms full of snacks lmaoooo
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I’m too busy masticating rubbery meat.
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foul. FOUL
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“Sunny, this isn’t funny.”
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Okay, Dr. Suess 😏
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Besides, what does my choice of going furry or not have to do with my destiny?
Ashley
that makes it sound like she's fighting her inner fursona or something lmaoooo
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“One hundred thirty-two years young,” I quip, then cringe. He doesn’t laugh.
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Who WOULD laugh at this?
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“Plus, being an immigrant is just plain hard.
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!!!!!!
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Those pretty boy K-drama actors would pull brown paper bags over their heads in shame if they saw this guy.
Ashley
Its Cha Eun Woo
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Even after a hundred years, I still remember my manners.
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“Pick on someone your own size.” He holds out a hand and lowers it, and lowers it, until it’s at his knee height.
Ashley
Hey... But short queens unite!
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Nothing says I care better than giving up the last serving of food.
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“Slow down, Speedy.” I unsheathe my recorder. Shit. I shake off the glamour and raise my sword in front of me. “I wouldn’t want you to trip and get a boo-boo.”
Ashley
Its just the dialouge is sometimes so cringey... I know she's going for quirky but its actually SO embarrassing...
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“Did you kill my brother?”
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You killed my brother.... Now prepare to die
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“But that means I did taste your sweet lips last night.”
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ick ick ick ick ICKK
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“No.” He shakes his head. “You are not a fugitive of the order.”
Ashley
damn she never bothered yo ask before? she just assumed and ran before anyone even looked for her? idiot
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“Let me love you for a thousand years and prove you wrong,”