Oh, God!

by Avery Corman

“Looking back, of course I made a few mistakes. Giraffes. It was a good thought, but it really didn’t work out. Avocados—on that I made the pit too big. Then there are things that worked pretty good. Photosynthesis is a big favorite of mine. Spring is nice. Tomatoes are cute. Also raccoons.”

And He drove off, chuckling to Himself all the way. It led me to a philosophic observation. I decided that one of the things Man doesn’t need in this Universe is for God to have a sense of humor, especially a lousy one.

“It’s all right. Be careful you don’t drip on your veil.” I turned to leave and just as I did, God moaned. He looked like He was in pain. “What’s the matter?” I said. “Ten-year-olds in Indianapolis singing ‘God Bless America.’