‘Ah, yes. Just become someone else. A brilliant solution that has always worked well for you in the past.’ If I’d had anything red within reach, I might have obliterated the bed he was sitting on. As it stood, I couldn’t come up with anything more intimidating than a couple of Alvish curses Edored had taught me during a particularly lively card night. Creon burst out laughing. ‘Don’t let your father hear you.’ ‘It’s not funny!’

