You know those videos of an octopus squeezing through some tiny hole? That’s me. I’m that octopus. Zero bones.” “I realize there’s a joke in there about you squeezing into tiny holes, but I’m going to pass it up because I need to ask… Are octopus shifters a thing?” “Hoping MateHub’s up for shooting some tentacle porn?” “No. Well. Probably no? But also, are they a thing?” Chance made a noncommittal noise. “You could ask them to book you with a kraken.”
