"No, we have four seasons. This is the beginning of winter. We haven't seen cold yet. But it's coming." "So… is that when hell freezes over?" The look he gives me is funnier than my lame joke and I can't help but laugh. He remains stoic, and I nudge him with my foot. "Oh come on, you know that was funny. Lighten up." "I am the Prince of War. I do not 'lighten up'."

