Bury Your Gays

by Chuck Tingle

Ironically, he’s blatantly lied to prove he’s an honest man, a massive plot hole in my demands. Regardless, it works.

call on all of you to usher in a new era of stories where the gay, or bi, or lesbian, or asexual, or pansexual, or trans character lives happily ever after. Buy those stories. Make those stories profitable.”