If He Wanted To, He Wood

by Tanya Lynn

DID HE CHEAT ON HER BECAUSE SHE HAS 40 PAIRS OF CHRISTMAS EARRINGS

Marking this as the moment I got up to get the whiskey so I can cope

I’m not putting this sentence/scene/orgy on Goodreads but I have no words for what is happening rn

THE MAGIC SAND BRO

I don’t think the tree men are gonna know what the internet is

The hell did I just read