“Hmm. My duties seem to have expanded here. Let’s see, I’m now Alice’s minder, and a person who agrees to take whatever daycare job you make me take, as well as the provider of the only barbecued chicken that Alice will eat, and apparently now I’m a full-time relationship guru for you.” “Don’t forget that in return, I’m the guy who will remove all couches from stairwells for you. And listen to men propose marriage to you.”
