The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)

by Lemony Snicket

“C is for ‘cute,’” Carmelita sang, “A is for ‘adorable’! R is for ‘ravishing’! M is for ‘gorgeous’! E is for ‘excellent’! L is for ‘lovable’! I is for ‘I’m the best’! T is for ‘talented’!