The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11)
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“Hello!” Violet cried. “Hello!” Klaus yelled. “Shalom!” Sunny shrieked.
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Stop waiting! Stop war! Stop injustice! Stop bothering me!
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There’s not a day I don’t think of her! Aye! Except some days when it slips my mind!”
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“Aye, and then what’s-his-name, Jacques’s brother,
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We must stop occasionally for a brief snack!
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We don’t have time for you two to do all that flirting, either!” “We’re not flirting!” Fiona said. “We’re having a conversation.” “It looked like flirting to me,”
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Dessert is the most important meal of the day! Aye! In my opinion! Even though it’s not really a meal! Aye!”
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“Yomhuledet,”
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Although lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca,
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Aye! If you find me the sugar bowl, I’ll allow you to marry Fiona!”
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Perhaps we’ll find your long-lost brother, Fiona! He’s much older, of course, and he’s been missing for years, but if Klaus can locate the sugar bowl he could probably find him! Aye! He’s a charming man, so you’d probably fall in love with him, Violet, and then we could have a double wedding!
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“Philosophers live at the tops of mountains or in ivory towers, not underneath the sea.”
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It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable.
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A short woman might be difficult to see on a crowded city street, particularly if she has disguised herself as a mailbox, and people keep putting letters in her mouth.
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“You’re a marshmallow, Carmelita,”
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“People aren’t either wicked or noble,” the hook-handed man said. “They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
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M is for ‘gorgeous’!
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“Near you,”
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“I’m going to do a special tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian dance recital,” Carmelita bragged, “on the graves of all those volunteers!”
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“I also find this amusing!”
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Ha ha hamantaschen!
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“We didn’t lose our family,” Violet said. “Only our parents.”
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“I can set a course,” Violet said, “and Klaus can read the tidal charts.” “Serve cake,” Sunny said.
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“On three,” Sunny said, which meant something like, “After I say one and two.”
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“Or maybe Quigley just wanted to write my name.”