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FEMI ABIOLA Age: 27 Hometown: Birmingham Occupation: Pharmacist @femiabiola
There’s literally only one age appropriate man. I know this is a sapphic story but come ON
we’ve all seen what happens when a late 20’s woman gets with an early 20s man and it never ends well
I’m so glad there’s another queer person on this show. I was worried I’d be the only one.” “No, god, me, too.”
If there’s one thing the gays will do is find each other
“I want something serious,” Sienna said. “I want to be able to have fun with them, I want us to have the same goals, and they need to be someone I can introduce to my mum. And they should be someone she actually likes this time . . . haven’t been great on that front.”
Maybe don’t couple up with a 20 year old
“I want a laugh and everything, but really, I want someone that I can trust,” Ada said. She turned and looked at Cas as she said it, and there it was again, that rush that ran straight through Cas’s middle.
Sorry girlie you won’t be getting that
Her friends thought it was a desperately sad way to live, but Cas had a good time. She had a lot of great sex, had some really amazing first dates, and she hadn’t had her heart broken once in the last four years.
There’s literally NOTHING wrong with this
@fionamccarthy: everyone except Brad who looks like a sentient bit of pavement
Stoooooop
‘Kiss one of the four lovers who say they’ve kissed more than two people in one night.’ ” As soon as Cas heard it, she knew it was about her.
Bitch do you have listening comprehension? There are 4 of you you’re not special
And three other people, but still. Her.
Lmaooooooo I love this author
Brad still had Ada’s head in a vise grip, his mouth moving very aggressively over hers, when Sienna grabbed the card from Brad’s waistband and peeled off the paper. “That’s correct!” Sienna said.
Sienna you literal queen of reading the room
“ ‘Lovers.’ ” Brad was reading in his best announcer voice and it made Cas want to punch him.
Valid
“What color are we wearing, Si?” He raised his voice so she could hear him, and without hesitation, Sienna responded. “Red!” Femi glanced down at the shirts in his hands—yellow, green palm leaf, pink, blue—and swore softly enough that only Cas could hear him, before turning on his heel. “All right, lads, anyone got a red shirt I can borrow?”
Ladies and gentlemen we have our winners
The least liked girl in the villa when, technically, she was one of the girls who had been there the longest? By only about fifteen minutes or so, but still.
Montana thinking she has a claim to Dom
“I mean, yeah, you can’t disappear every time something doesn’t go your way, but it can be helpful to take space sometimes. Get your head together before you do something you regret.”
No no the masses must be entertained
She grabbed a fistful of pain au chocolats from the cupboard
So two
“If you hadn’t acted like such a fucking whore, Ada, then I wouldn’t be angry!” Femi, Jayden, and Leo were all instantly on their feet, their weights long since forgotten, and Cas was already halfway across the grass when the Voice of God crackled to life. “Brad—report to the beach hut immediately.”
Oh look producers doing the bare minimum to keep the girls safe good job now will you kick him out
“After everything—and I didn’t even want to be with him! I was only still partnered with him because they told me I should give him a chance—” The words were barely out of Ada’s mouth when the Voice of God spoke again. And, unfortunately, they weren’t announcing Brad’s immediate removal from the villa. “Ada—please report to the beach hut.”
Nope they continue to be pieces of shit
“What did they say?” Ada exhaled shakily. “He’s been taken out front to cool down. He has to talk to someone, a production therapist or something, but he’ll be back in an hour or so.” “They’re not kicking him out?!” Ada shook her head. “They said he didn’t actually hurt anyone, so they didn’t think it fair to remove him. Apparently he’s ‘extremely remorseful.’ ”
Oh fuck off
@callumbryant : Brad is SO LUCKY #TheLads and I aren’t on this season because this would not fly with us @aidanshaw : bro absolutely. This man really thinks he can just treat women like that???
Supportive alumni 👏🏽
If the producers weren’t going to do anything about it, Cas sure as shit was, and to her delight, most of the boys were more than happy to help. Femi, Leo, and even Reece, after a bit of roasting from Tia, volunteered to serve as “bouncers,” and they guarded the dressing room door as the girls got ready that morning. They’d rigged fake earpieces out of their microphone wires, and spent their time pretending to talk to one another over them as Leo did the morning coffee and pastry run. For an extra bit of flair, he’d delivered the coffees on a platter with a towel draped over his arm and, after
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Ugh theyre so cute give me this cast irl
“Femi’s a softie,” Sienna said. She was still smiling, but there was a warmth to it that made it clear it was more than just a joke. “You’ve made him even softer,” Ada said. Sienna snorted. “Girl, I fucking hope not.”
“Now,” Mila said, rubbing her hands together like a movie villain, “we worked really hard this year to make sure we chose people who were a hundred percent perfect for everyone in the villa.
Then why the fuck was Brad on the show
“So, the boy I’d like to partner up with is . . . Charlie.” After a long, lingering look, Charlie cleared his throat, his gaze dropping to the grass. “Um, I’d actually like to partner up with Rita.”
That’s fucking BRUTAL
“ ‘Freddie, you must choose one couple to leave the villa tonight. Any of the couples sitting in front of you are eligible to be eliminated. You have one minute to make your decision. Good luck.’ Good luck—are you fucking serious?” Freddie scraped his hand through his hair.
That is PSYCHOTIC behavior are you TRYING to ruin this man’s life in one week?
Ada swerved her at the last minute and kissed the inside of her wrist instead before leaning over and switching off the lights. And, now that the sun had gone down, the bedroom was plunged into darkness. “You’re so gorgeous,” Ada said.
🎶 better with the lights off
“Great. I’m dead, then. Especially now that he’s got Freddie in on it with him.”
Chris and Kem who? #fremi
Cas’s phone beeped a second later. Cas—please report to the beach hut immediately.
YOU GUYS PUT THE HEADLINE IN YOU ASSHOLES WHY IS SHE IN TROUBLE
If Cas weren’t waiting in the wings, planning to surprise most everyone there, she would have bet that this reunion would have been just as boring and pointless as all the other reunions for the last decade.
How did she even fit her head through the door
