The Dixon Rule (Campus Diaries, #2)

by Elle Kennedy

ME: I don’t know why, but I’m weirdly affronted by the word flaccid.

“Oh my God. How are you my sister?” I sigh. “You mean because I’m way more awesome than you? I know. I wonder that too sometimes, but I don’t question why God decided to give you to me.”

“Well, he did say he liked us together. That part is true.” “You know who else would like us together?” Shane winks at me. “Your penis.” “Exactly.”

“I’ve fallen into his dicksand.”

You’re the heartbeat of my days. You’re the reason I look forward to tomorrow. I honestly never thought I’d find someone who understands me so completely.”