The Dixon Rule (Campus Diaries, #2)

by Elle Kennedy

Diana and I have a love-hate relationship. As in, she hates me, and I love to annoy her.

“That’s all. Although, really, there’s only one Dixon rule that matters. No Shanes allowed.” “Allowed where?” “Anywhere and everywhere. But mostly just in my vicinity.”

“Dixon needed to chew me out for a while. It’s how she shows her love for me.”

BECKETT: Never. Ryder, you down? RYDER: Me personally? Fuck no. But lemme ask the wife. If she wants to go, I’ll go. BECKETT: Wow. RYDER: Wow what? BECKETT: That woman owns you now. You realize that, right, mate? RYDER: Yes and?

Oh my God, fuck off, I order my traitorous inner voice. How can my own subconscious betray me like this?

Lol

“Spite,” Shane retorts. “And vengeance. This is purely retaliatory.” “You’re such a child.” “Takes one to know one.” “Oh my God, that’s literally what a child would say.”

Lmao

ME: I don’t know why, but I’m weirdly affronted by the word flaccid.

LMAO

“Actually, I’m meeting your wife and your girlfriend”—he nods toward me—“for drinks.” Ryder narrows his eyes. “Gisele said it was girls’ night.” “What can I tell ya? Diana invited me.” He flashes me a smug look. “Your girlfriend likes me better than you.” “Probably,” I agree. “I annoy the fuck out of her.”

Lol

“Why did you even pretend to play along?” “Because it’s fun getting you excited and then destroying your dreams.” “I dislike you immensely.”

Lmao

“Oh my God. How are you my sister?” I sigh. “You mean because I’m way more awesome than you? I know. I wonder that too sometimes, but I don’t question why God decided to give you to me.”

LOL

“All right. Then I’ll leave you to your own devices, Dixon. Same time again tomorrow?” I sigh. I want to say no, but we both know I won’t mean it. I’m too deep in his dicksand.

Lol dicksand is my new fav term

Will wrinkles his brow. “You’re not crashing here?” “Why would he crash here when he has his own bed?” I answer for Shane. “I don’t need him clinging to me all night and suffocating me with his love.” “You fuckin’ love my love,” Shane grumbles. He gives Will a firm look. “She loves my love.”

Lol

“I’ve fallen into his dicksand.” Will nods solemnly. “I’m sorry.”

Lmao

Lynsey takes a step forward, then stops to look over her shoulder. “I don’t want Shane back, Diana.” She pauses meaningfully, a smirk forming on her pouty mouth. “If I did, though, it wouldn’t be that hard to get him.”

Wow bitch!

If you love someone, you should always tell them. Life is too short, and you never know what tomorrow will bring.