The only highlight of this shitty day was when Murphy went to grab his tape out of his gym bag, and a fluorescent green glitter bomb exploded. Glitter, the same color as Tinker Bell herself, coated everything in a three-foot vicinity. Everything inside Murph’s bag. Everything inside his locker that was unfortunately open when the glitter went airborne. It went inside his helmet and all over his pads. I’ve never seen so much glitter in my life, and Chloe was obsessed with that shit a few years ago. That’s how I know he’s never getting rid of it all. You could hear Murphy cursing a mile away.
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