Worst Wingman Ever (The Improbable Meet-Cute, #2)

by Abby Jimenez

And do not spiral deeper into your dark place. Get out of the car and touch some grass.”

Stay out of the lumber section too. Real carpenters have timber delivered on-site; you won’t find anyone in the lumber section who knows what to do with their wood.”

“And you kept him?” “I did. Not my job to question the dog distribution system.”

I knew my life would kick-start again. But it wouldn’t happen until hers was over. It would happen because hers was over and I had no choice but to keep going on.

“Take responsibility for your own unhappiness, Holly. If you don’t love your life, change it.”

“Imagine having to kill a guy named Chip,” she whispered. “That would piss me off. Like, you’re gonna have a stupid name and be an asshole? Pick a struggle.”

“Do you think Grandpa really didn’t know? I mean, you’d have to give off at least a little ‘I Can Kill You’ energy after that, right? ‘I’ve done it once, I can do it again’ vibes?”