Worst Wingman Ever

by Abby Jimenez

“I drink iced coffee and I know things.”

“I’m leaving in a bit too. I’m taking the kids to the beach.” Her kids were guinea pigs. She put them in a mesh tent and took them on outings.

Who doesn’t like dogs? Honestly. I mean, it’s one thing if you’ve had a bad experience or you’re allergic or they don’t fit your lifestyle or something. That, I get. But who sees a puppy and doesn’t want to play with it?