“I’ve got a problem I should probably tell you about, if my sister didn’t already.” “Shoot.” “Uh . . .” I put my hands on my cheeks. They feel warm. “I’m like, sort of . . .” “Yeeees . . .” “I’m naked, so when we get this thing open . . .” “I will blindfold everybody, including myself, and we’ll get you a towel.”
