that was his life as the son of a beloved president. David Spade sat under John’s photo on Saturday Night Live’s “Spade in America,” and lightly called him out: “Excuse me, I have to go rough up my girlfriend and pretend I run a magazine. Be right back.” Was it merely in jest, or was it indicative of John’s reputation for being less than civil with his girlfriends—to which there were seldom any consequences? After all, he had been seen screaming at Daryl Hannah in the street as well, and it hadn’t changed the public notion that he was Prince Charming.
