Swiped

by L.M. Chilton

“What do you mean, ‘know how to use Connector right’?” I ask. I wasn’t aware there was a way to “use Connector right.” But up until tonight, I’d managed to pick a run of absolute creeps, so maybe I had been using it wrong all this time.

how does she not notice every single man makes this same comment? there have been like five now

Instead, I bashed “data analyst” and “Parker” into Google. A box appeared on my screen and demanded to know if I was a robot or not. “How many times do I need to tell you, Google, I am not a robot,” I snapped. The prompt asked me to pick all the images of boats I could see. “Could a robot do this?” I said dramatically, and quickly clicked on the four images of boats. A message popped up: Please try again.

This is happening on Google? Had the author ever used Google before? Maybe don’t write about an app if you’ve never touched a computer. It shows

Parker is luring the victims back to where I went on the dates.

how did she not realize this before??