The Paradise Problem
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The day my husband moves out of our apartment is also the day Resident Evil Village releases for PlayStation, and you might be surprised which of these things lands with a greater emotional impact.
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Two years into this adventure, and I’m better acquainted with the couch he’s leaving behind than I am with him.
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West’s eyes are the color of sunlight passing through a glass of whiskey.
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His
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hair is that exact same color, but with more sunlight streaking through, and so thick I suspect it alon...
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With one last smile, I squeeze her hand where it rests on my arm and turn to go inside. I have zombies to kill.
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If you’d told me back in college that my primary source of income at twenty-five would be working as the night cashier at the corner convenience store, I… well, I might have believed you.
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“Hey,” I say, pointing. “You were my husband. West, right?”
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I attempt a British accent: “The lord must find a wife!”
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Google tells me that West is the son of a billionaire, and a glance at my banking app tells me I am a thirty-dollaraire. We don’t exist in the same galaxy, let alone metaverse.
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“You bet your ass this time I’m going to read every single word of this.” I open the envelope and the thick stack of documents slides heavily onto the tabletop. Staring down at it, I amend, “I’m going to read some of this.”
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She leans forward and hugs me. “This is going to be a disaster. I’m so excited!”
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Being an artist is sometimes about not being afraid to do it badly first.
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“Don’t you fucking touch the lips,” he says, voice hoarse. “You look amazing.”
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I realize, just before we touch, that he’s about to erase everything I know about the act of kissing.
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We crash together with her two steps above me on the stairs, pulling me into her arms. Wordlessly, she presses my face to her ribs and holds me, whispering a soothing “Shhh, it’s okay” against the top of my head. I send my arms around her hips, curling into her as I shake. I don’t know what she can possibly be thinking, and for the moment, I don’t care. I have never needed anything more than I need this, from her, right now.
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It is the comfort of having an ally. It is the powerlessness of infatuation. It is the terrifying beginning of more.
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And this, right here, is where I don’t know what to do. I don’t know whether I’m supposed to laugh at Anna Green, ravage her, or marry her all over again—but this time for real.
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“I guess now is when I tell you the truth,” I say with quiet solemnity. “You may have noticed that I sparkle in the sunlight. That my skin is like marble.” I pause. “This is the skin of a killer.”
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Emotion swells in my chest, eager and demanding. I should ask her to move in with me now. It’s sudden—it’s crazy—but it’s right.
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“When we care about someone, they deserve the benefit of the doubt. We have to consider not only what they did, but also why they did it. Intent matters,”
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And when a strange hand comes around my forearm, Liam’s voice turns deep and sharp: “Do not touch her.”
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“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”