The Paradise Problem

by Christina Lauren

“My hubby loves me in tall, sexy shoes but the little wifey in me loves the feeling of being barefoot!”

Ok shes annoying

“I wouldn’t think a conversation about lactose intolerance could be charming, but I stand corrected.”

But baby it wasn't

His nipples are… well, I enjoy them. I would like to touch them. Maybe with my boob again.

Ew what

and his glorious Goddamn,

I hate this so much