For one stretch of our US tour, I’m pretty sure our bus driver was on crack. He’d regularly wake us up yelling to himself while he was driving, shouting things like “I’m gonna get you! I’m coming for you!” At one point, the bus slid into a ditch on a snowy road. At another, it broke down completely, and he just went outside and started kicking it. Trucker crack is apparently a hell of a drug.
