Carmelita Spats was walking toward their table with a big, smug smile on her face. “Hello, you cakesniffers,” she said. “I have a message for you from Coach Genghis. I get to be his Special Messenger because I’m the cutest, prettiest, nicest girl in the whole school.” “Oh, stop bragging, Carmelita,” Duncan said. “You’re just jealous,” Carmelita replied, “because Coach Genghis likes me best instead of you.” “I couldn’t care less about Coach Genghis,” Duncan said. “Just deliver your message and leave us alone.” “The message is this,” Carmelita said. “The three Baudelaire orphans are to report to
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