The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5)

by Lemony Snicket

Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger.

He was such a sneaky and revolting person that the eldest Baudelaire simply could not accept that his scheme was only as evil as the average gym class.

“Who knows what any of those people or fish would do in our shoes?” Violet said. “It’s impossible to know.”