Butcher & Blackbird (The Ruinous Love Trilogy, #1)

by Brynne Weaver

For those of you who read the trigger warnings and said, “Accidental cannibalism?! Count me in!”This one’s for you.

I know I was in for a wild ride at this point.

“Oh my God. I knew it. I fucking knew they had it wrong. It had to be a woman. The Orb Weaver! Such a cool name. The intricate fishing line, the fucking eyeballs. Amazing. I’m such a huge fan.”

The moment I know that Rowan was a guy I’d have a beer with.

“You ate a fucking person,” she blurts out.

Just not what you read every day…

“Did you know it was a rump roast? I tortured Thorsten until he told me. I had to dig human ass out of your mouth.”

Now this one had me. I about spit my coffee on my kindle.

have an eggplant face. That’s basically a dick face. A mushy dick face with a Carhartt logo.”

The visual…🤣

but really I just want to steal your e-reader and curl up in bed with some pirate porn and then fall asleep for a thousand years.” Sloane rolls her eyes and looks away as I grin. “You need to catch up. I’m on the hitchhiker smut now.” “Then let me borrow your e-reader.” “Get fucked,” she says,

It’s not surprising that Slone reads the same trash as the girls at work…🤨