Butcher & Blackbird (The Ruinous Love Trilogy, #1)

by Brynne Weaver

“Oh my God. I knew it. I fucking knew they had it wrong. It had to be a woman. The Orb Weaver! Such a cool name. The intricate fishing line, the fucking eyeballs. Amazing. I’m such a huge fan.”

“The sentient dragonman has two dicks and he knows how to use them. A forked tongue too. And a very talented tail. So don’t make fun.” “Give me that back. My TV is broken in my room and that’s the kind of entertainment I need in my life.”

me checking my bar exam score core

“Did you know it was a rump roast? I tortured Thorsten until he told me. I had to dig human ass out of your mouth.” “At least you didn’t fucking swallow it, Sloane. Why the fuck didn’t you stop me?” “I tried, but you just went for it. Don’t you remember?” Shit. I do remember.

stepbrothers mentioned

“I would kill for you, and I have. I would do it again, every damn day. I’d turn myself inside out for you. I would die for you. I don’t just like you, Sloane, and you fucking know it.”

we love it when they realize they gotta talk it through. the bar is a tripping hazard in hell

katee robert dragon smut reference? or ruby dixon?! FUCK