The Book of Azrael (Gods & Monsters, #1)

by Amber V. Nicole

“You can go see your sister now.”

This mf sister's days are numbered

“What did you do?”

Dramatic much????

I pulled her back, forcing her through several layers of the building.

Bro really said you are way to interesting to let go little does he know that is his future wife

are you going to hit me? Slap me around a little? If you do it hard enough, I might like it.”

GIRLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE HELL GO OFF QUEEN

he said, not missing a beat. “You are right, though. You are beneath me. Lower than a measly worm that the fowl pick up for breakfast.” Every word dripped with hate, and I knew he meant it. I could see it in his face and in the expressions of those around him. I hissed, leaning forward, the cuffs biting into my wrists. “Such a dirty mouth for such a noble man. Does it work? Does it get women off when you talk like that?” I leaned forward again, uncaring of the painful bite on my wrists.

BRO THEY KNOW NO CHILL

“If I have to watch you become a monster.”

Girl kys

You got yourself into this. Get yourself out.”

Sister woman girly will join the hot god boi

Tobias wasn’t by himself. Alistair had come, too.

Laly gaga called she wants her zest fest back

“Oh, we have spies everywhere in your little establishment. I guess you can know now. You will be dead soon, anyway.” “No,” Tobias snapped, “he wants him back alive. He may know where the book is.”

Dumb and dumber jesus

He’d been covered from head to toe in that silver battle armor, only this time I could see it so much clearer. A three-headed lion crest took up the center of the breastplate. No matter the muscles that wrapped his massive frame, he moved with the stealth of a predator.

Girl this defies the laws of physics but how can a FULL PLATE ARMOR be stealthy? Either he is stealthy or burly ain’t no middle honey.

“That was quite rude,” I said. When the lights in the room flickered, I knew my eyes had changed to that pure silver glow. I rolled up the sleeves of my white button-up shirt.

Hannibal reference eat the rude ahh moment

“Okay, tensions are just running high right now. All of us are filled with adrenaline and so forth. Let’s just take a breath and try not to break the elevator.”

Poor woman is in the middle of this unfortunate horny lovers quarrel

She was the part of me that kept me mortal and sane.

Bro if gabby survives this book my faith in humanity will be restored

once this is done. I’m thinking of drinks on that beach you love so much. What is its name?” “Liguniza Beach off the coast of the Naimer Sea.” Her sigh was wistful as she thought of it. “Ugh, the water is so clear, and there’s a cliff that overlooks the entire ocean. The sunset from there is everything.” “Okay, yes, we will go there, have drinks, laugh, and forget all about monsters and gods.”

Gabs i am sorry to br the one who tells you, you aint ever seeing that beach you will be dead

Most women would want to climb him like a tree in that position, but I was imagining stabbing him again.

Lier lier pants on fire

The corners of his mouth turned up. “I think it’s too late for you to worry about what I will do to you afterward. Wouldn’t you agree?”

Goddamn that was hot

A pang fluttered in my chest. This powerful and indomitable male was worried about what I thought of him. I had no idea how that was possible.

Really a mystery

“Yes, but it is enjoyable.”

Okay captian holt

Liam finally turned away from the window and looked at me. I unbuckled my seatbelt and stood, utterly pissed at his rapid mood change.

Guys it wouldn't be a romantasy if we didn't have alittle miscommunication moment

I could have sworn I heard Liam growl behind us as we headed upstairs, but I chalked it up to exhaustion.

Yes..."exhaustion"

She was right, and I needed to make amends.

No shit sherlock

She took a step forward and spun, her fist shooting out too fast for me to deflect. I heard the crack both inside my head and echoing in the room as blistering pain shot through my nose and across my face. I reached up, cupping it with a single hand.

Omg queen behavior PREACH GIRL he deserved that

“I will admit it has become increasingly difficult to share the same bed with her. But she deserves better than me and this life she has been forced into. I wish for her the same things she craves so desperately for Gabby: a life outside of monsters, blood, and fighting.”

I love how they always have to look at all the reasons why not and they are dumb

“Wait—why are we talking about his penis?”

GIRL WHAT?! gjhfxjxjchgdgzljctraifxihhhcgzresuyxhcxgydhdugxhlstxjguyyougihfiggohcyfxuo *insert me screaming* dear god in heaven

“I understand your hostility. Consuming blood heightens Ig’Morruthen emotions, and I would assume since you haven’t partaken in a while, your body is in sensory overdrive.”

WHAT. What the actual fuck did you asshole say.

“That’s eight ways now, because when we leave here, I’m going to fuck the word friend out of your vocabulary.”

I'm literally just a girl you can't call me a femenist afterhaving to read this shit

Ava sighed, placing her hands on her hips as she smiled. “Well, that explains why we couldn’t get it open the last few times we tried. I mean, we burned through a lot of celestials.” My eyes widened as her words clicked. “What did you say?” Ava didn’t move or respond. Her body was frozen in place, that sweet face of hers stuck in a permanent half smile.

Everybody Act surprised the mAain characters are stupid

The living room fell silent once more as I rubbed my hand over my face. I should have been faster and killed Tobias when I had the chance. I should have made my move and gotten to him before he got his hands on her.

Really? Ya think?

“Gabby is missing.”

Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Who the hell saw THAT coming?

I watched the light leave her eyes. Kaden dropped her and turned away with a satisfied smirk. Gabby’s body thudded to the ground, her neck contorted. Her small, lifeless hand was outstretched, attempting to reach through the screen, desperate for the one she loved the most.

Everybody act surprised