“Hmmm.” She purses her lips. “You know, I’ve known you for twenty-one years,” she tells me. “That’s what my birth certificate says,” I tell her as I wash my hands thoroughly so I can help her. “You know, I know about things you haven’t even done yet.” “Really.” I deadpan. “Mmmhm.” She says as she continues to roll the dough. “I never really pegged you for someone with Daddy issues.” I snap my head to look at her. “What?” “Give me a little credit, Avery Danielle. You and Theo are not slick.”
HAHA, mom with the sick burn 💀
