I start in the obvious place, Ryan’s Instagram account. His social media is purely for work purposes, unlike mine, which I use to promote my Mac’n’Please audio work and grow my listener base. He doesn’t even follow me, the prick. Said he didn’t want to be associated with such filth. I should remind him that said filth paid for our asses to fly here business class. I scroll through his followers list, and there she is. Hannah Richmond, with a public profile. Jackpot. If I was feeling a little more bold, I’d hit follow. Except… that button doesn’t say ‘follow’. It says ‘follow back’. Then it
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