Good Elf Gone Wrong (Wynter Brothers, #1)

by Alina Jacobs

If I wasn’t there to ruin her family’s life, I would have called the scene romantic.

“Are you decent?” Gracie asked as I zipped up the hoodie. “No, I’m a terrible person,” I replied.

“This is not a family affair,” I told my brothers. “I don’t know. Jake’s offering some sort of life-changing incest situation on my sister’s wedding dress, sooo …”

“Don’t look at him. You’re mine.”

“How about you stop thinking I’m some brain-dead little girl you can buy off with toys? We’re negotiating here. Man up or stop wasting my time.”