Good Elf Gone Wrong (Wynter Brothers, #1)

by Alina Jacobs

To anyone who's ever consumed an entire bottle of wine and a gingerbread house in one sitting…this one’s for you.

Festivus book of grievances,

“Don’t get your panties all in a bunch, Bethany,” Granny Murray stated. “God doesn’t give with both hands. A man’s not going to have a giant dick, a hot body, and a big bank account. You have to pick one. You read too many of those dirty billionaire romance novels. I should have divorced your father earlier. God help me, but you married someone just like him.”

We are in our villain season.

“Psst!” Granny Murray waved us over. “Hey, handsome!” She lifted up her skirt. Hudson sucked in a breath. “Gran, please. This is a nice party,” I begged. My grandmother pulled out a bottle of whisky from a thigh holster and a glass out of her bra. “Someone has to take care of this poor man, Gracie,” she said, handing Hudson a glass and filling it up. “Don’t!” I tried to snatch it from her. “We need to wash that.” “What? It’s not like I was hiding it up my snatch.” Hudson knocked the drink back.