Good Elf Gone Wrong (Wynter Brothers, #1)

by Alina Jacobs

“I’ll get the shotgun,” one of my uncles said with a chuckle. “We’ll have roast cheater for Christmas dinner.”

The pug stumbled out of the dog bed, stretching out his stubby legs. “You’re not a real dog,” I whispered to him. “Real dogs are Belgian Malinois and German shepherds. They root terrorists out of caves. You wouldn’t last a day with them.”

Unlike me, who liked to pretend that high school had never happened and I had just appeared one day a fully formed adult,

Good girls don’t tame bad boys. Bad boys just drag good girls down to their level, use them, then leave them and move on to the next mark.”

“She is sick of incompetent men being given all the credit and all the benefit of the doubt. New Year’s resolution—I am not making myself small so that rude pompous men can feel better about themselves.

Girl go off.