Granny Murray whooped, carting in a box of wine and a large steaming box of pizza. “This is not enough for the whole family,” Dakota said, taking the box. “That’s why I have this.” Granny Murray pulled out her Taser. “We’re going to get wasted then go get laid. Lots of lonely divorced men out there on Christmas Eve looking for a little love. It’s not as easy to get laid as on New Year’s Eve. That’s like shooting sperm in a barrel, but we’ll give it our best shot.”
