Somewhere Beyond the Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #2)

by T.J. Klune

Lucy nodded. “And I’ll open up a dimensional doorway in the fabric of reality and send her to a place where even demons fear to tread. What is this evil place, you might be asking? Great question!” He spread his hands wide in a practiced display of showmanship. “It’s called … Florida.”

Being that I live in Florida, this made me LOL