Somewhere Beyond the Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #2)

by T.J. Klune

Why am I inking all over the place? Oh my goodness, do you think I’m becoming a man?

“Do you remember when Talia tried to make pecan pie but we were out of pecans so she used candy corn instead and there was so much sugar in it, Linus said it’d rot our teeth, but we ate it anyway and didn’t sleep for three days because we could all smell colors?”

“But we’re not ready yet! Choke the chickens!”

“How did you get batter on the ceiling?” “By aiming,” Lucy said. “Duh.”

Talia rolled her eyes. “Of course it’s another boy. So many penises in this house.” “I don’t have a penis,” Chauncey said. “It’s more like a cloaca.” “What’s that?” Phee asked. “Oh! It’s this thing where—”