Somewhere Beyond the Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #2)

by T.J. Klune

Lucy nodded. “And I’ll open up a dimensional doorway in the fabric of reality and send her to a place where even demons fear to tread. What is this evil place, you might be asking? Great question!” He spread his hands wide in a practiced display of showmanship. “It’s called … Florida.”

“I won’t be intimidated by you. I have God on my side.” Lucy groaned. “Oh, you’re one of those. Ugh.”

“This must be how Jesus felt before they put him on the cross,” Lucy said. “Surrounded by paparazzi and sex workers.”