Somewhere Beyond the Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #2)

by T.J. Klune

Lucy nodded. “And I’ll open up a dimensional doorway in the fabric of reality and send her to a place where even demons fear to tread. What is this evil place, you might be asking? Great question!” He spread his hands wide in a practiced display of showmanship. “It’s called … Florida.”

“That’s wonderful to hear. Though many think we should put celebrities on pedestals, I’m of the mind that it’s the hard-working people of the government who should be on posters hanging in children’s rooms and having their autographs clamored over.”