Somewhere Beyond the Sea (Cerulean Chronicles, #2)

by T.J. Klune

“We’re going to stab her with so much kindness, she’ll thank us for it.”

“And I’ll open up a dimensional doorway in the fabric of reality and send her to a place where even demons fear to tread. What is this evil place, you might be asking? Great question!” He spread his hands wide in a practiced display of showmanship. “It’s called … Florida.”

To be fair, I was extremely high on—” Arthur cleared his throat pointedly. “—life and all it has to offer,” J-Bone said easily.