Same Time Next Year
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“One year, Sumner.” “One year, Britta.”
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“You can relax,” he says, gesturing to the chairs in front of him. “I know the real deal when I see it.”
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I know the real deal when I see it.
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The way he guards me like the crown jewels shouldn’t be such a turn-on, but Lord, it is.
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“I’m driving my wife.”
Phoebe Hartigan
Oh yeah you are Sumner *insert smirking emoji*
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God, I would give anything in the world to stand her up and walk her forward to the waist-high mezzanine wall, flip up her dress, jerk her panties to the left, and bury myself in her cunt.
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With very little effort or exertion, Sumner throws me over his shoulder and kicks open my apartment door, walking straight in like he owns the place.
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We’re down to three pumps, ladies and gentlemen.
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“No.” Sumner’s mother sniffs and draws me back into a hug. “You made my son’s favorite food, that’s all. It’s appreciated.” “That soup is a bitch to make,” points out Chrissy, looking impressed. “That’s like ten thousand brownie points,” says one of the husbands. “Respect.”
Phoebe Hartigan
Aaaaaaaaand THIS is where I DNF..ew. Like come on people...