Part of me wants to laugh out loud because the very idea that I could even consider another woman is so far outside the realm of possibility, she has no idea. What women? Where? I’m blind to every last one of them. There’s only Britta. Mainly, however, I’m fucking outraged that she might spend a single second feeling jealous. My wife? Jealous? No. Never. I enabled her to track my location on her phone as a formality, but deep down, I didn’t think she needed it with any kind of immediacy.